a new religious fanatic has decided to pass out pamphlets outside of my office. granted, i have a soft spot for him and his albino ways but still, there is no place for that in public, even if he
is part of one of the most comical and hypocritical faiths (jews for jesus). today's pamphlet, which obviously i took, was entitled 'so just how do they kosher a pickle?' although i was disappointed to find that there were no actual laws of kashrut contained within. as it turns out (and i never would have predicted this), the question was redundant because really we should just embrace jesus to save our souls from eternal damnation! sweet religious fear-mongering.
i understand that the certain religions include the obligation to spread the word and recruit for the cause but that leaves me with a general feeling of suspicion. i just can't get onboard with the concept of a diety that is so judgmental as to permanently damn people to hell, literally, just for being born into particular circumstances. wouldn't a benevolent lord that judges people on their actions and their deeds on earth, regardless of the religious path they are on, be easier to worship? and, at the very least, how cocky are these guys on the street that think that they can tell me what to believe? as if i am so morally bankrupt that i am just going to take advice from the religious dude, standing next to the raving homeless person, because he handed me a flourescent green pamphlet.
'God only accepts "Kosher" people into heaven & Jesus is in the business of "Koshering" people!'