Unbelievable ...

to all of you naysayers that have been mocking me for the past couple of years:

it finally happened. i was jabbed in the neck on my way home from work by an umbrella.

yeah thats right, my feelings have been confirmed.


on a side-note, this sentiment does not apply to when shannon sneak-protects me or when dashing men unknowingly hold umbrellas over my head at intersections.